...I just ran out of lines to cross.

I think it can be agreed by just about everyone that Al Quaeda is a busload of douche bags...not that any other terrorist organization isn't. You'll find just as many so called "Christian" hatemongers spreading their own brand of shit across an otherwise decent world, and I'd never be so arrogant or simple minded to claim that any of these groups share any real connection with the religions they affiliate themselves with. The thing is, radical Jihadists are possibly too stubborn when it comes to the gritty little details of their warped faith that they miss out on enterprising new ways to convert followers. Sure people love death and suffering, but you've got to slap a smile on top of all that dark shit if you want to make friends.

Consider this: Maybe instead of driving a car full of plastic explosives into a daycare center, in order to get the parents of the newly massacred children to join you, you ought to invite them to a bake sale. Sell some cookies, make some cash, and once you've got them hooked, do what the Christians do, and threaten eternal damnation if they don't listen to every fucking word you say. The Christians also, without necessarily meaning to, make a mockery of their own deities by portraying Christ as some sort of a Chuck Norris knockoff, and God as...Well, I'm pretty sure he's just Santa Claus's alter ego. This allows us to relate to our lord and savior in a way that people like Mel Gibson won't feel bad capitalizing on. It's a Hell of a task finding a decent picture of Muhammad on Google, which is a shame, because if you knew anything about western culture, you'd know that seeing is believing. From our pictures of Jesus, we get three pieces of pertinent information; 1. He's white, 2. He looks like a roadie for REO Speedwagon, and 3. Were he alive today, he'd most definitely drive a Chevy Silverado. Good enough, right?

Well what in the Hell can I learn about Muhammad from a brief shot of his hands carrying a salmon helmet on South Park? Not a whole lot, which is why I'm glad I came across the above picture. You see, it's the only documented image of the famous prophet smiling, which is really a historical landmark. Now if you look to his left and right, you'll notice the likenesses of a screaming Asian man, and Joey Fatone of NSync. Further explanation is not available at the moment, nor will it be at any point in the future. The ball's in your court guys. You can continue to be grumpy assholes and take your shit too seriously, or simply embrace this beautiful new culture where nothing's sacred and everything gets mocked. Me? I'm going to go enjoy some uncircumsized masturbation, because I hear God can't can't see me if I'm all the way down in the basement.