This is really just an afterthought in regards to my last piece, but I feel for the sake of the man's dignity, something must be said: Mr. Bin Laden, you look like one of those homeless veterans that bitches about having fought in 'Nam for me. Fuck, man...You're an evil prick. I mean, there is no word to describe the kind of evil you keep in that furry little head of yours, but you go and blow it all by looking like crazy old Uncle Kenny who spazzes out whenever we go to an Asian buffet. If James Bond ran across you in his exploits, he wouldn't bother to put up a fight as he'd be so offended that you'd show up to do battle with such a suave motherfucker dressed like his God damned cleaning lady. Below I've included four well-known and particularly ballin' evil entities for you to draw some inspiration from. I truly hope it helps, because you desperately need to work something out before the entire middle east starts calling you Raggedy-Allah, the welfare bomber. 
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